Joust
Joust is a fun two-player arcade game. How is it on archive.org?
This weekend, I played Joust for free on archive.org. When I got it to start, I pressed the “insert coin” button five times because I’m a baller when the money involved is imaginary. I was making it hail on that virtual arcade machine. In a physical arcade, I tend to save my quarters for racing my friends in Initial D, or doing battle in Mortal Kombat.

I was already familiar with the rules from the first time I played Joust, and from reading about the epic Joust battle taken by Parzival in the book, Ready Player One. Arrow keys move your knight who rides upon a flying ostrich in the left or right direction, while the ctrl key is pressed many times to “flap” which increases height. Gravity is present and it pulls your knight back down onto the platforms. The goal is to crash your knight into the other knights from above to slay them and stomp on their eggs. Preferably to the dismay of your friend who controls the other knight.
I found that the version on archive.org did not control as I had expected. I was not able to change direction midair, and the movement felt sticky. I found myself more than once wondering why I was not moving, and found I had to let go and press the arrow key again instead of holding it. I died a lot and found it to be very difficult.

When I saw this game was available, I knew I had to play it, because I have a very fond memory of playing this game on original hardware. It was during a Super Soul Bros concert at Cafe Stritch in downtown San Jose in 2016. My date (now girlfriend) and I went there to take part in a game themed bar crawl, and they set up a few arcade machines in the back of Stritch to draw in customers. My date and I had a ton of fun jousting with each other and dancing to upbeat music.
This emulation available on archive.org certainly looks the part. I cannot attest that it feels the part as I am now questioning my memory of how the original played, though I do not remember it being so sticky. However, there are some glaring differences. The first being that the keyboard of the macbook I played it was never intended to replace the colorful joysticks and shiny buttons of a Williams Electronics arcade cabinet. The games I am used to playing on a laptop keyboard are old flash games, because I would save the serious gaming for my desktop PC. For this reason, this emulation of Joust felt more like I was on addictinggames.com (RIP), than if I was back in time on an arcade cabinet in the 80’s.

The second difference is that, when I played the game, and indeed when I was writing this review, I was at home, in the dark, and I was absent-mindedly watching Scrubs in the background. This is a very different scene to Cafe Stritch. Stritch is a bustling jazz club on one of San Jose’s busiest night life streets. The posters on the red brick walls are all of famous jazz musicians who have played there. Somebody is wailing on the piano while people joyously chat and bob their heads to the music. Servers walk by with plates of baked mac and cheese whose smell entices you to consider parting with a few dollars. The drink in your hand is cold, the lighting is warm, and the colorful glow of an arcade cabinet beckons you and your date. You try it out, and, while you are still learning the controls, she mops the floor with you. Her triumphant squeal is cute, but that doesn’t change the fact that you’ve been hustled. You’re not about to let her defeat you again.
That’s what is different about emulation. The circumstance behind playing the game. I played this game with cold appraisal on my laptop computer. Any critique I had of the game would not be fair considering the developer’s intention. This game is made to be played with friends on a night out, in an exciting atmosphere. And it is an incredibly fun experience. So while you can play this game for free online, it is nowhere near the experience you will have if you play this game out in the wild.































